Domestic Nemesis

Do you ever make Easy Muffins? They are REALLY EASY! You buy a box of Krusteaz (Should I make a joke about that brand? You can see a little bit of the box below in the picture.) All you have to do is add water!! WOW I also added some extra cranberries and walnuts, because I never follow a recipe exactly!   In the oven they look like this: It said 12 big OR 24 small, so of course I had to split that up and make 6 big and 12 small! Why have all the same size muffins? Get in my belly! Of course then I FORGOT to bring them to my music teachers meeting  which was the whole reason I MADE THEM! Ha ha good one Ms. Non-Sequitur! Bonus recipe: MD (My Darling if you forgot who that was) makes refrigerator pickles out of them! Like this!) Cut up the cucumbers, add salt, onions, vinegar (I think) and dill and put them in the fridge! There you go! NS

This post is titled I Am A Genius because as the Domestic Nemesis, I managed to do the best thing imaginable...marry a Domestic MASTER. My Darling likes to do things like: Vacuum Shine the bathroom faucet and make the bed All things which are my foes! He attacks cleaning head-on, like it's fun or something!? :) He is the perfect foil to my domestic nemesisery!! Here's what I did. I was trying to use the wet swifter or swiffer (?) and I thought you were supposed to rip these things off-- for no reason other than they look I should rip them off--  I guess I thought there would be something sticky underneath them. I was wrong. Luckily, my keen intellect reminded me to put some packing tape on it so it would stick! Like this:   I don't know...those kind of looks like giant maxi pads. But I digress. Also, as a part of my vows, I promised to make dinner every Monday night! I suspect many more posts related to this fact. Often I actually do make dinner. But