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5 Minute Queso Dip

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Today, I give you a recipe I made up myself!!! Follow the directions exactly as I describe them and you will be full of joy and happiness. 1. Cut up 1 jalepeno like this:   2. Pour yourself a Moscow Mule. 3. Shred some strong cheddar, mild cheddar, and mozzarella until your hand and fingers hurt. 4. Fry the jalepenos and the garlic you forgot to cut up earlier for two minutes.  5. Throw in 1 teaspoon of cumin seeds and a 1/2-1 teaspoon of chili power 5. Pour 2-3 seconds worth of half and half 6. Look in the fridge and decide some salsa would be a good idea and add 3 large spoonfuls. 7. Add cheese, stir, taste, add salt and pepper. 8. Get your chips and eat your dip while you are standing over the stove.  9. Continue to eat until you feel sick!!! :)  BONUS FOLLOW UP POST! Earlier, i described the massacre that was my yellow skirt. I began the skirt back in October, you could read the original post here . I finished it with as much sorrow as it began.  The panel