anyway, I know you had counted the Domestic Nemesis out...well, today, as I was cooking beef stew I thought, I need to share this wonderful disaster with the masses, so, here I am!
Mission: Beef Stew
Complication #1: The recipe said "Pureed tomatoes" I'm not sure why I didn't buy a can. That just seemed strange. So instead, I just bought regular tomatoes, not knowing what would happen.
Complication #2: They didn't have the onions I was supposed to use. I can't remember what they were called but they are little and go in stews. I kept looking at the onion/potato bin then walking away, they walking back, I stared at the bin a lot and just kept thinking, why aren't those onions here?? It was so frustrating. I finally decided to just cut up the white onions I have at home. Lame.
Complication #3: I don't like cooking meat, but I was able to look past this as I browned the beef.
Complication #4: The tomato situation, I don't have a small blending device-putting the tomato in a blender just seemed so messy. I finally decided to dice the tomatoes.
Blah blah, I browned the beef as I said earlier, then I put that in the casserole pan. Then I made this sauce with onions and wine and vinegar and some other crap and poured it over the meat. I carefully added all the spices (many of which were from my Indian spice container that I love) and was all excited. So excited in fact that this happened....
Complication #5
That sucked, but it was funny kind of too! ;)
MISSION: Accomplished! Excellent, no sauce beef stew! (since the tomatoes were dumb and I decided to throw in 3 potatoes that were not in the recipe and sucked up all the juice!) Pretty good anyway.
I've missed you guys? How have you been?
:)
Ms. Non-Sequitur