Cheese and Crackers
are going in my mouth right now. The larger problem is that I'm getting old. My tooth has become sensitive because of an alleged "receding gum line." Bullshit. Anyway, I had this whole hilarious post planned out about 3 weeks ago and now I forgot everything. So Big Lil' Squirrel and I went to the strawberry patch where they had some crazy strawberries that weren't ripe but they said. "If the tips are red they are ripe, you can taste test them" and I'm like what? "You can taste them!" Okay Mr., I'll try your WHITE Canada strawberries that don't get ripe. Squirrel gave up picking pretty fast and so did I so we made a dessert. First, my assistant cut the strawberries. Second, something funny happened that I can't remember, but here is a video. He said, "When can I mix?" and I said, "Never" in case you were wondering. Finally, here is the finished dessert. Squirrel didn't try it. Which was okay bec...