Domestic Nemesis

Whoo hoo!! I think I found a couch!! A GREEN one that can be delivered. I'm so excited! Now I can move the brown couch to the other side of the room and save it for guests :) Hee Hee. This also means I have more places for crashers! So bring on the visitors! Yippeee AND the seller can deliever it. Hopefully he can come during the week so I can make the married guys who work on the house help lift it in. I'm so useless! But I did curl my hair today! In food news, yesterday I brought an avacado with me to the library for a snack. But it's pretty hard to snack on an avacado. Like, it's so mushy. So since there are no kitchens in the library, I had to eat it in the bathroom. I peeled it with my fingers and just ate it off the bone or seed or whatever that big thing in the middle is. So this is weird, or not, but I hear Chinese spoken EVERY day on campus! I turn around and it's just like I'm in Shanghai! I think it is helping me in my transition to America :) Lastly,...

WHOOO HOO I was so excited yesterday when I got my Radiohead paper back....I got an AB!! Is it an A-? Is it a B+? No one knows because it's an AB! Yippeee. Maybe I can make graduate school after all! I'm going to be reading today for about 6.5 hours, but at least the sun is shining! I decided to wear my birkinstock sandles, even though its bloddy freezing outside. I just can't bear the thought of wearing socks. In domestic news, I had to call SBC/ATT whatever the crap they are because it has been a week and they still haven't made the switch from Charter. I'm starting to think phone/internet companies are de debil and deep down I want to tell them they are all whores, like Ann Arbor. Sorry Ann Arbor, apparently last year my cousins and other UW students had these shirts that said, "Ann Arbor is a Whore!" I just thought that was crazy funny. I might be meeting Templar and No-Bullshit B for coffee tonight, oh I hope so! Tomorrow, Sun rise D and I a...

Earlier this evening I may have eaten the most perfect meal ever created. An egg and cheese burrito with garlic salt. I haven't had one since China. It was awesome. Basically I only eat 4 foods as you can probably tell from my writings, okay 5. Tortillas, eggs, cheese, beans, and yogurt. That's about it. And water I guess. And garlic salt :) Fine...6 I haven't done the dishes since the last time, does anyone remember when that was? I'm definately running out out of big plates, but there's a few bowls and small plates left, so I'm good for a few more days. So I took my 1-2 page paper on Radiohead's "Creep" to the Writing Center this evening. She made my paper 100% better. But since it probably started at like 25%, I'm only up to 50% now. Dear Lord, please don't let my professor think my paper is the crap that it truly is! Nah. I'm sure he'll think it's crap. But crap with potential :) maybe?? I've been thinkin...

Dear Brown Couch, (I love you Templar and the free couch, so don't take this personally) I hate you with all strength and might Your smushy cushions I want to fight I bought you a present at the rummage sale Pink eggshell foam, don't look so pale I put in the pink thing under your pillows but now you are too big, and it's so crazy to sit on you because you're puffing up like a big balooon! Maybe I should get a scissors and cut the pink thing some more, but I'd rather just stab you until you are just pieces of brown fabric and foam! HEE hehehh hehehe If only I was evil. This reminds me of the time in college when I went up to the roof with my printer and carefully planned out its execution. Then I came to my senses and simply threw it in the trash! G