Domestic Nemesis

What an awesome weekend! Thanksgiving was a smash with Thanksgiving dinner with the fam. You'll be happy to know that my green bean casserole and apple pie were SMASH HITS as well Cousin Q's turkey which was a great success (even though we cooked it upside down! :) I must also mention that my dad has lost another tooth! There is this huge gap of like 4 missing teeth right in the front! Friday was Sunny D's super birthday party, which is where all these fab pics came from! Check out Sunny D and Betty P (that's the best name I could think of!) getting jiggy wid it in the kitchen! Then we have Melly Sue and NS dancin'--love the belly hangin out Gina! And last we have Sun, NS, and PsyJ. AWWW Okay I'm almost late! Talk to you again soon! NS

Oh yeah.. FRIDAY! Whoo hooo. Want to hear about some gross things that I've done?? 1) I picked up this hair band (much to The Raj's horror) from the parking lot cement and put it in my pocket. About an hour later... I PUT IT IN MY HAIR. Gross, but I lose hair rubber bands all the time, I felt like it was just like the world giving back to me. 2) I've been picking all the skin off my thumb-- it hurts and sometimes it bleeds. Its so stoopid. Actually it looks okay today because a bunch of new skin grew back. 3) I can't think of any more gross things at the moment, but I do want to draw to your attention that Australians say the word Haich for the letter H. Isn't that cool? It would sure make it easier when little kids are learning phonics. XX Ms. Non-Sequitor

Last night I rediscovered something I haven't drank in a long time! Homade (is that a word? lol home made? homemade?) warm milk with chocolate. I guess it was hot chocolate, but it was more like heated up skim milk with some chocolate syrup added! My grandma used to make it for me I think. It's like a faint memory of warm milk...maybe it was just milk with no chocolate... The POINT is that I was doing my laundry at the same time and it almost boiled over and the stupid chocolate totally stuck to the bottom of the pan even though I was able to stir some of it back into the milk! In other food news, I made an egg scramble this morning with eggs, garlic and olives! It was awesome! I just hope the olives are okay since they are leftovers from the party I had at my house like 2 or 3 weeks ago! lol But olives are like pickled right? So they should be fine. Damn. There is something else I was going to tell everyone...but I can't bloody remember. Here are some other bits of

I have another great breakfast recipe for you today! Ingredients: chips, cheese, coffee Directions: 1. Put the chips on a baking sheet 2. Cover the chips with cheese 3. Bake in the oven for 6 minutes 4. Brew some coffee and put it in a cup with expired milk (just one day past) 5. Serve together for breakfast Borat, that movie about that guy from Kazakhstan who terrorizes Americans is damn good. Good, but exhausting... it is soooo over the top and politically incorrect it is seriously a lot of work to watch it! Oh I guess I'll venture out into the madness and visit my cousins and uncle J who are drinking beer somewhere watching the Badger game. I wish I hadn't drank on Thursday (in celebration of the AB) and yesterday though. Oh, by the way, the Philosopher's visit went on without a hitch! He checked out the car and said to take it to the shop, YAY, then we ran some errands and ended up at the union where we drank 2 pitchers of beer! Thank goodness he is such a skillf