Domestic Nemesis

Yep...yesterday....2 loads of laundry and I FORGOT SOAP in BOTH loads! GOD! lol What is my problem?? Maybe it was the apple martinis, I'm not sure. THEN today I was making some left over chicken curry and had just put it in a bowl on the counter- at the same time I was talking to the Philosopher on the phone and SMASH, I bump a wine glass and a plate in the sink and they both break, not a big deal, but the big question was...do I still eat the chicken? A dish rack full of dishes provided a barrier between the sink and food. I wanted the chicken so badly, I mean I was just craving some good old meat, but finally Dad convinced me that a shard of glass cutting holes in my stomach would not be worth the risk. Finally with much sadness and despair, I threw it away :( Now I'm eating a crappy bowl of cereal and I'm so unhappy! The only good thing that has happened lately was this snowman that the cowboy and I made this afternoon! It was the most perfect snow for snowman makin...

Blah yadda tipstocks gock nimber sackey schnaffle goap! Translation : Tell the goat to stop eating chocolate covered pretzels! Simky riflum surfpri coofa i fet! Translation: The alien's plane just crash landed in my kitchen! You know in cartoons how they have like little people running around in your head? I need one of those guys up there to tell me when I have meetings so I don't forget to go. Also, the little person should have a little notepad so he can write down where I put important things, like my driver's license and my buss pass. Yes. I think that would be both helpful and nice. It's a miracle, but somehow my house got cleaned yesterday, I don't exactly know how I did it after teaching kindergarten with Cousin Q all day...that's right, I subbed for her teaching partner and the kids didn't even eat me alive! BUT my refrigerator is leaking water really bad. Like there is a big puddle on the bottom shelf that is sort of frozen over now. It's...

I was rapping to that song by eminem you know, that one with the part about the bum. Anyway, I was rapping it all wrong and i couldn't stop laughing. Anyway, here is the Tom Green original , it is so stupid they are surely going to kick me out of the library computer lab shortly for lol-ing Also, I'm having an extreme day-after-valentines-day-chocolates-on-sale low. I hope my blood sugar equalizes with all the water I'm drinking-- maybe some coffee would help. PS: St. Patrick's Day is on March 17th...a SATURDAY. For those of you in Madison, get ready for The Kissers at the High Noon Saloon...Sunny D and I are in and everyone else is invited! Also, I'm spying on HWel. She's in there working and I'm out here typing but I can hear her talking sometimes. Heh heh heh heh BACK TO WORK GINA, QUIT PROCRASTINATING....

Well, check out the mug shots. KT dyed my hair the other night...it's supposedly brown...but I think it is kind of red. At least I look like a convict! Seriously, I look weird in all 4 pics and I couldn't put them in the order I wanted! :) There's also a mystery underfoot. A few days ago a posted a picture of my fridge and now it is gone...have they removed my picture? Weird. I mean I didn't take it down. Was it the coke zero can? I would have thought that was like free advertising....or was it an angry grocery store that wanted my money! Also, check out the Hometown Sweethearts if you ever get a chance! Karba, Psych J and I danced the night away to their awesome cover tunes. Reading until I die, Ms. Non-Sequitur