I Am A Genius
This post is titled I Am A Genius because as the Domestic Nemesis, I managed to do the best thing imaginable...marry a Domestic MASTER. My Darling likes to do things like:
Vacuum
Shine the bathroom faucet
and make the bed
All things which are my foes! He attacks cleaning head-on, like it's fun or something!? :) He is the perfect foil to my domestic nemesisery!!
Here's what I did. I was trying to use the wet swifter or swiffer (?) and I thought you were supposed to rip these things off-- for no reason other than they look I should rip them off-- I guess I thought there would be something sticky underneath them. I was wrong.
Luckily, my keen intellect reminded me to put some packing tape on it so it would stick! Like this:
I don't know...those kind of looks like giant maxi pads. But I digress.
Also, as a part of my vows, I promised to make dinner every Monday night! I suspect many more posts related to this fact. Often I actually do make dinner. But today I was taking a class- so there was no way I was going to have enough energy to like...cook. (how do people cook every day? Seriously, 1 day a week almost kills me!) Instead, we went to Concerts at McKee which The Madison Music Foundry sponsors. (If you don't know, My Darling, has a special connection with The Madison Music Foundry Anyway, so for dinner, I made him something really special!!
Here is an inaccurate recreation of our conversation:
Ms. Non-Sequitur: Here's $20, you can get whatever you want at the food carts and beer tent!
MD: Whoo hoo, whatever I want?
NS: Yes what EVER you want!
My only regret is that I didn't do any more than that! Like...I didn't even wait in line for him!
Here he is waiting in line. He's sort of blending into the cart
WOW!! What a meal I prepared...Korean BBQ!! YUM I'm such a fantastic cook!!
That's all for today!! Have a good one!
Ms. NS
Vacuum
Shine the bathroom faucet
and make the bed
All things which are my foes! He attacks cleaning head-on, like it's fun or something!? :) He is the perfect foil to my domestic nemesisery!!
Here's what I did. I was trying to use the wet swifter or swiffer (?) and I thought you were supposed to rip these things off-- for no reason other than they look I should rip them off-- I guess I thought there would be something sticky underneath them. I was wrong.
Luckily, my keen intellect reminded me to put some packing tape on it so it would stick! Like this:
I don't know...those kind of looks like giant maxi pads. But I digress.
Also, as a part of my vows, I promised to make dinner every Monday night! I suspect many more posts related to this fact. Often I actually do make dinner. But today I was taking a class- so there was no way I was going to have enough energy to like...cook. (how do people cook every day? Seriously, 1 day a week almost kills me!) Instead, we went to Concerts at McKee which The Madison Music Foundry sponsors. (If you don't know, My Darling, has a special connection with The Madison Music Foundry Anyway, so for dinner, I made him something really special!!
Here is an inaccurate recreation of our conversation:
Ms. Non-Sequitur: Here's $20, you can get whatever you want at the food carts and beer tent!
MD: Whoo hoo, whatever I want?
NS: Yes what EVER you want!
My only regret is that I didn't do any more than that! Like...I didn't even wait in line for him!
Here he is waiting in line. He's sort of blending into the cart
WOW!! What a meal I prepared...Korean BBQ!! YUM I'm such a fantastic cook!!
That's all for today!! Have a good one!
Ms. NS
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