Stupid Nothings
Blah yadda tipstocks gock nimber sackey schnaffle goap!
Translation: Tell the goat to stop eating chocolate covered pretzels!
Simky riflum surfpri coofa i fet!
Translation: The alien's plane just crash landed in my kitchen!
You know in cartoons how they have like little people running around in your head? I need one of those guys up there to tell me when I have meetings so I don't forget to go. Also, the little person should have a little notepad so he can write down where I put important things, like my driver's license and my buss pass. Yes. I think that would be both helpful and nice.
It's a miracle, but somehow my house got cleaned yesterday, I don't exactly know how I did it after teaching kindergarten with Cousin Q all day...that's right, I subbed for her teaching partner and the kids didn't even eat me alive!
BUT my refrigerator is leaking water really bad. Like there is a big puddle on the bottom shelf that is sort of frozen over now. It's been there for maybe 4 or 5 months. Sometimes I soak it up, sometimes I just leave it there. Do you think I should talk to the manager? :)
Bye,
Ms. Non-Sequitur :)
PS: I've included a picture of all the lipsticks in my purse for your viewing pleasure? I mean I did. That wasn't a question. Count the lipsticks and win a prize!*
(*Hint this might be a trick question as one of the containers MIGHT be eye shadow!! hee hee)
Translation: Tell the goat to stop eating chocolate covered pretzels!
Simky riflum surfpri coofa i fet!
Translation: The alien's plane just crash landed in my kitchen!
You know in cartoons how they have like little people running around in your head? I need one of those guys up there to tell me when I have meetings so I don't forget to go. Also, the little person should have a little notepad so he can write down where I put important things, like my driver's license and my buss pass. Yes. I think that would be both helpful and nice.
It's a miracle, but somehow my house got cleaned yesterday, I don't exactly know how I did it after teaching kindergarten with Cousin Q all day...that's right, I subbed for her teaching partner and the kids didn't even eat me alive!
BUT my refrigerator is leaking water really bad. Like there is a big puddle on the bottom shelf that is sort of frozen over now. It's been there for maybe 4 or 5 months. Sometimes I soak it up, sometimes I just leave it there. Do you think I should talk to the manager? :)
Bye,
Ms. Non-Sequitur :)
PS: I've included a picture of all the lipsticks in my purse for your viewing pleasure? I mean I did. That wasn't a question. Count the lipsticks and win a prize!*
(*Hint this might be a trick question as one of the containers MIGHT be eye shadow!! hee hee)
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Oh, and I don't read fortunes: I look inside your soul. That being said, the cards say you will most definitely loose the bet.
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that means i am a real person.